I am attending a conference in NYC in march.
Anyone available to show me the best sushi restaurants, to dance with me and show me the way back to my hotel at 3am???

happy women's day to all vagina-owners and/or vagina lovers

i got to see eve ensler's vagina monologues recently, finally. this part is my favourite and quite fitting for today:

MY VAGINA'S ANGRY ! IT IS ! IT'S PISSED OFF !
MY VAGINA IS FURIOUS. AND IT NEEDS TO TALK. IT NEEDS TO TALK ABOUT ALL THIS SHIT. AND IT NEEDS TO TALK TO YOU. I MEAN, WHAT IS THE DEAL ? AN ARMY OF PEOPLE OUT THERE THINKING UP WAYS TO TORTURE MY POOR-ASS , GENTLE, LOVING VAGINA. SPENDING THEIR DAYS CONSTRUCTING PSYCHO PRODUCTS AND NASTY IDEAS TO UNDERMINE MY PUSSY
VAGINA MOTHERFUCKERS !
ALL THIS SHIT THEY'RE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO SHOVE UP US. SHOVE UP US, STUFF US UP, AND MAKE US GO AWAY.
WELL, MY VAGINA'S NOT GOING AWAY ! IT'S PISSED OFF AND IT'S STAYING RIGHT HERE.

LET'S JUST BEGIN WITH TAMPONS.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ?
A DRY WAD OF FUCKING COTTON STUFFED UP THERE. WHY CAN'T THEY FIND A WAY TO SUBTLY LUBRICATE THE TAMPON ? AS SOON AS MY VAGINA SEES IT, IT GOES INTO SHOCK ! IT CLOSES UP.
IT SAYS, "FORGET IT."
YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH THE VAGINA, INTRODUCE IT TO THINGS, PREPARE THE WAY. THAT'S WHAT FOREPLAY'S ALL ABOUT.
YOU'VE GOT TO CONVINCE MY VAGINA, SEDUCE MY VAGINA, ENGAGE MY VAGINA'S TRUST.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT WITH A DRY WAD OF FUCKING COTTON !
STOP SHOVING THINGS UP ME !
STOP SHOVING AND STOP CLEANING IT UP.
MY VAGINA DOESN'T NEED TO BE CLEANED UP.
IT SMELLS GOOD ALREADY.
DON'T BELIEVE HIM WHEN HE TELLS YOU IT SMELLS LIKE ROSE PETALS, WHEN IT'S SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE PUSSY.
THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE DOING, YOU KNOW, TRYING TO CLEAN IT UP, MAKE IT SMELL LIKE A BATHROOM SPRAY OR A GARDEN. ALL THOSE DOUCHE SPRAYS. FLORAL, BERRY, RAIN. I DON'T WANT MY PUSSY TO SMELL LIKE RAIN ! ALL CLEANED UP LIKE WASHING A FISH AFTER YOU'VE COOKED IT. I WANNA TASTE THE FISH ! THAT'S WHY I ORDERED IT !

THEN THERE'S THOSE EXAMS. WHO THOUGHT UP THOSE EXAMS ? I KNOW THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY.
WHY THE SCARY PAPER DRESS THAT SCRATCHES YOUR TITS ? WHY THE FUNKY RUBBER GLOVES. WHY THE NAZI STEEL STIRRUPS ? WHY THE MEAN, COLD DUCK LIPS THEY SHOVE INSIDE YOU ? WHAT IS THAT ?
MY VAGINA IS FURIOUS ABOUT THESE VISITS
IT GETS DEFENDED WEEKS IN ADVANCE, IT WON'T GO OU T OF THE HOUSE.
THEN YOU GET THERE.. DON'T YOU LOVE THAT ? "RELAX YOUR VAGINA, RELAX, COME ON, SCOOT DOWN, SCOOT DOWN, RELAX YOUR VAGINA."
WHY ?
MY VAGINA'S NOT STUPID. YOU'RE ABOUT TO SHOVE MEAN , COLD DUCK LIPS UP INSIDE IT !
WHY CAN'T THEY FIND SOME NICE, DELICIOUS PURPLE VELVET AND WRAP IT AROUND ME, LAY ME DOWN IN SOM E FEATHERY COTTON SPREAD, PUT ON SOME FRIENDLY PINK OR BLUE GLOVES AND REST MY FEET IN SOME FUR-COVERED STIRRUPS ?
WARM UP THE DUCK LIPS ! WORK WITH MY VAGINA !
BUT NO, MORE TORTURES, DRY WAD OF FUCKING COTTON, COLD DUCK LIPS, THONG UNDERWEAR !
THAT SHIT IS THE WORST
IT MOVES AROUN D ALL THE TIME. IT GETS STUCK IN THE BACK OF YOUR VAGINA. THE VAGINA IS SUPPOSED TO BE LOOSE AND WIDE, NOT HELD TOGETHER.
WHY DON'T THEY MAK E SOMETHING COMFORTABLE, SOMETHING TO GIVE THEM PLEASURE ? OF COURSE THEY WON'T DO THAT. THEY HATE TO SEE A WOMAN HAVING PLEASURE. PARTICULARLY SEXUAL PLEASURE.
I SAY, MAKE A NICE PAIR OF WHITE COTTON UNDERPANTS WITH A FRENCH TICKLER BUILT IN.
WOMEN WOULD BE COMING ALL DAY.
COMING IN THE SUPERMARKETS. "GIVE ME THE JUICE."

THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STAND IT. SEEING ALL THESE ENERGIZED, NOT-TAKING-SHIT, HOT, HAPPY VAGINAS COMING DOWN THE STREET.

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just a new entry because i neither want to remove my last journal nor to see it everytime i check my userpage.
why didn't anyone tell me earlier that the series 24 is great?

just pictures.
i was banned two times already so i really have nothing more to say.